I'm not waking up early in the morning.
I don't even have to set the alarm.
Not worried 'bout whose hand I'm holding
or if I'm waking up next to someone.

I'm into whiskey and getting tattooed
and all those wild things some may call taboo.
Yes, it's true.
What I'd do to you.

Don't give a damn if it's Monday or Friday.
My only calendar is the price at the bar.
Buy me a few drinks and you can have your way.
Just promise me you won't call me tomorrow.

She's at the office, snacking for two.
I'm at the hot spot making everyone drool.
Yes, it's true.
What I'd do to you.
It's the truth.
Not your average mooch.

Cuz I'm unemployed and having casual sex.
Unemployed and having casual sex.

So pick me up in whatever you're driving,
because I'm pretty sure they repo-ed my car.
Oh, and by the way you're the one buying.
Last night the maître d, he cut up my card.

I'm at the pawn shop getting money for booze.
Cuz I live my life like I've got nothing to loose.
Yes, it's true.
What I'd do to you.
It's the truth.
Not your average mooch.

Cuz I'm unemployed and having casual sex.
Unemployed and having casual sex.
I'm unemployed and having casual sex.
I'm unemployed and having casual sex.